canon vs. bloopers
Okay, seriously though. Hoechlin’s bitchface in the middle-right gif is a thousand times better than he’s ever managed for Derek Hale. You just know he’s imagining horrible things for Dylan.
Horrible by Hoechlin’s standards, I mean. For a normal human being that look would mean ‘DIE IN A MOTHER FUCKING FIRE,’ but to Hoechlin it probably means one of the following: only spoons available at the catering table when Dylan obvs needs a fork. A re-run of Dylan’s favorite show when he was super excited to watch a new episode. A RED LIGHT instead of a green one on his commute home. ONLY DECAF INSTEAD OF REGULAR COFFEE AVAILABLE <—the meanest of all, lbr.
and then afterwards he felt really bad about those thoughts and gave Dylan a candy bar and then when Dylan wanted to share it he ate a piece even though it wasn’t cheat day. <—the biggest apology of all, lbr.
(that’s not actually true. the biggest of apology of all would be giving Dylan his pizza but he doesn’t feel THAT BAD)
Slight suspicion that part of the reason they’ve been sparing with Dylan’s scenes (with Hoechlin and perhaps even with Posey) is that no one ends up getting anything done for half the shoot due to lolz.